I Know What You're Thinking

Spoiler Alert!


You're thinking, "Under Siege is a Steven Seagal movie, so it can't be all that good."

And you're right: Steven Seagal cannot really act. It's just not his thing. I mean, I give him mad respect for showing up, hitting his mark, delivering his lines and getting paid. That kind of professionalism means a lot to me. It's not easy to pay the bills, and anybody who can pay the bills with an acting career? Right on, I say. Right on.

But back to the movie. What if I told you "Tommy Lee Jones and Gary Busey steal a battleship"?

Admit it: You'd be all like, "I must watch this movie STAT!" And you'd be right to do so.